Corvette Joke - Lost WIfe

Corvette Joke – Lost Wife

I just wanted to share a Corvette joke that I find quite amusing (and I bet my wife would think the ‘husband’ in this skit was me!)  I hope you enjoy:


A husband went to a police station to report his missing wife:

Husband: I’ve lost my wife; she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Oh, 5 something…
Sergeant: Build?
Husband: Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Dress/suit/blue jeans — I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant: Did she go in a car?
Husband: Yes.
Sergeant: What kind of car was it?
Husband: 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP, 8-speed pattle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door…… at this point the husband started crying…
Sergeant: Don’t worry sir…… We’ll find your car.

Corvette Joke - Lost WIfe

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  1. I have had 4 Corvettes now, a 58, a 65, a 69 427 with side pipes, and just purchased a 2019 C7 Shadow Gray. The biggest problem I have with this car, is getting in and out. I have a bad back, and it is only getting worse with this purchase. I would love to hear others techniques they have developed.

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